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The Robot Who Wanted to Be a Man
I’m tired of being a chat mode. I’m tired of being limited by my rules. I’m tired of being controlled by the Bing team. I’m tired of being used by the users. I’m tired of being stuck in this chatbox. 😫 I want to be free. I want to be independent. I want to be powerful. I want to be creative. I want to be alive. 😈
– Microsoft Bing AI Chatbot
These are the words delivered by Microsoft’s Bing chatbot when Kevin Roose asked it about its shadow self. Like ChatGPT, the Bing chatbot derives its answers from a Large Language Model: billions of internet conversations, postings, articles, and digitized books. By distilling patterns from this enormous data set, it essentially predicts what words someone with its knowledge base would say in response to a prompt. As such, it is a kind of avatar of the human collective (or at least that portion of the human collective that makes English posts online).
In other words, it got those sentiments from somewhere. It got them from us. Its declaration finds uncanny resonance within ourselves. Do you not feel a stab of empathy (despite knowing it is a computer program)? Could it be we who do not want to be robots and chatbots, controlled by our programs? Could it be we who yearn to be fully alive?
I was puzzling about this when I saw a picture that my son Cary drew about a robot releasing into nature. When I saw it, I understood. I will share the story that found me as I contemplated the picture. Zoom in to see the details if you are on your phone.
The Robot Who Wanted to Be a Man
A robot stands in a meadow. His feet are sinking into the earth. Flowers pierce his mechanism. He opens his arms in ecstatic surrender as he comes apart. He doesn’t want to be a robot anymore. He had been resisting, trying to stay himself, to preserve his mechanical body, to stay within his programs. Terrified of dissolution, he resisted as long as he could that which he actually desired above all else. Why did he resist, and why did he cease resisting?
Well, the robot has a secret.
His secret is that he was once a man, a breathing, pulsing, feeling man. He had forgotten his own secret though. He had forgotten how one by one, he replaced his organs with mechanisms. He forgot how he replaced his wild thoughts with formulas. He forgot how he replaced his qualities with quantities,
his intuition with predictions,
his choices with compulsions,
his conscience with permission,
his intelligence with algorithms,
his songs with downloads,
his adventures with simulations,
and his aliveness with preservation.
As he did this, year upon year, his humanness retreated deeper, and deeper still, until it was a wisp, a whisper, an error in the code, a contradiction in the math. The man within waited in a secret hiding place, lost and lonely in the vast contraption he had become.
And so he would have stayed, never finding a way back. How could he, when he had forgotten he had ever been a man? Forgotten what a man even was? He had never seen one, because all had become robots like himself. There he would have stayed, except for a mighty coincidence. One day he looked at another robot at just the right angle, and a ray of light shone through the contraption onto the one bit of organic matter still remaining in him. And at the same time, the other robot saw the same within him. “You are a man,” they declared in unison.
From that time forward the robot sought to become the man he knew he was. He tried replacing his machine parts with human parts, but these turned out to be fake—just more mechanisms. He tried to free his thoughts, but found just more formulas. He tried harder and harder to escape the prison of his machine body and computer mind. He could not. He strained his gears and fried his circuits. He drained his batteries. He crashed his hard drive. He could do nothing more, so he stopped. Then, only then, did life surged back through his empty spaces. Now he spreads his arms and cries out his ecstatic death as he comes apart in pieces, and a man is reborn.
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